RT @eveewing: CNN is playing off your cortisol & adrenaline levels. They do it even when nothing is happening. They're like Guy Fieri but with ugly suits.
RT @robdelaney: .@realDonaldTrump Can I pitch shows to Trump TV yet? How about a game show where you make (hot) chicks in wheelchairs fight for medicine?
RT @drewtoothpaste: ME: anyone but trumpGARY JOHNSON: I will outlaw schools.JILL STEIN: Crystals are the only technology we need.ME: ok hillary i guess